Water water everywhere . . . . .

3 weeks ago:

"Hello, I would like to report a leaking water meter"

"blah blah blah - here is your reference and someone will attend to it within 48 hours"

2 weeks ago:

Ding Dong

"Hello Mrs W, this is your neighbour. Do you know you have a leak coming from your water meter?"

"Hello, I would like to report a leaking water meter"

"blah blah blah - here is your reference and someone will attend to it within 48 hours"

"I have a reference from last week"

"Ah yes I see they came out and repaired it then"

"Well I never did see them and it is still leaking, actually it is pouring out!"

"blah blah blah - take down your reference and someone will attend to it within 48 hours"

1 week ago:

"Hello, I would like to do a follow up report on my leaking water meter"

"According to the reference the plumber came out and they sad it was rain wate

"Well it must still be raining as it is still pouring out"

"blah blah blah - here is your reference and someone will attend to it within 48 hours. Can we confirm it is number 22?"

"No we are number 27!"

"Aahh well they have fixed number 22's water meter"

"There is no number 22 in our road!"

"blah blah blah - here is your reference and someone will attend to it within 48 hours"

Saturday night - 8pm

Ding Dong

"Who is it?"

"It's the Plumber - we have come to fix the pipes"

After the job was completed it was great to hear these words

"The water leading into your house has been contaminated by dirty groundwater and it is technically not fit for domestic consumption!"

FABULOUS!